SERA00 Extreme Pastimes Special: Media Member Edition

Welcome to SERA00 Extreme Pastimes Special! This week we will follow the SERA00 Sonic Speed crew as the Media Members lead us around to show off their unusual but cool hobbies!
This is Evie, reporting from - SERA00 Sonic Speed.
(dun dun DUUUN) Did that achieve the required effect? Maybe not...ok ok let's move on, shall we. This shall be the written commentary on the episode, since I couldn't actually follow them around due to scheduling. But I do have some behind the scenes info that you won't find anywhere else ;) Here we go.
But behind their professional singing, dancing, and energizing personalities on air, is something else that hasn't been revealed to the world until a couple of weeks ago, on a SERA00 Sonic Speed. "I'm an amateur stunt driver," River said.
A stunt driver? What other kinds of extreme hobbies can the other members have? Let's find out now. All eight media members are waiting in a room backstage.
Knock, knock. I burst into the room. "Hi everyone!" I bow to everyone. This room is filled with extremely popular members and this is a chance not even many C ranks can get until they rise in rank.
A chorus of "Hi Evie"s fill the room.
"So I am reporting to all of your fans who follow by SERA00's blog!" I explain. "This is a behind-the-scenes short talk about your extreme pastimes!"
"You have fifteen minutes," one of the staff with the tablet and earpiece says.
"Ehh? Only fifteen minutes?"
"Hai," Sassan says. "The fab four have a joint photoshoot, River has a promo event for her solo, Luraland has her shift at the library to finish her hours, Rosie has a thing for Destination, and Harley has a thing for flynow."
"Ok then we shall start with this question! What sports do you do, that are considered regular?"
"Sassan does badminton," Luna immediately pipes up.
"Luna does basketball," she replies. "And soccer."
"Angel swims," Luna says.
The leader looks mystified. "Well...since we're on this present-others roll, Rosie does gymnastics."
"River does hockey!" she shoots back.
"Luraland figure skates," River says.
Luraland already has a reply ready on her tablet. It reads "Harley plays softball."
Harley purses her lips. "Ah...Angel...dances..."
"Everyone dances," Angel acts exasperated. "Sassan does ballet."
"So do you, Angel, so do you."
"If we're talking about ballet," Luna adds, "we should mention Feather."
A chorus of agreement comes from the other girls.
Insert :) Feather - Katerina Landon, prima ballerina. A rank, Team Night.
"Fracken does...who knows?"
Fracken speaks. "Harley also boxes."
"Fracken..."
"Tennis!" Sassan shouts.
"No, we're trying to figure out what Fracken-riiiight!"
Okay, let's review.
Sassan: badminton, ballet
Luna: basketball, soccer
Fracken:
Angel: swimming, ballet
Harley: softball, boxing
Rosie: gymnastics
River: hockey
Luraland: figure skating
But these sports are only the basis for something else; something more extreme.

DAY 1
Harley and River show up on screen. The wind is really loud over there. "Day one," they shout, "racing!"
Like she said, River really is an amateur stunt driver. Given that, if you chose one SERA00 girl to get into a car with, River would be the safest bet! Now Harley, true to her image, is an amateur motorcross racer!
Motorcycle shot of Harley roaring up to the camera. Classic slo-mo removing of the helmet and lettin' dat blond hair fall over her shoulders. "I started motorcross racing when my friend bought me a motorcycle a couple of years back." Close up shot of her face. She pats the motorcycle she is leaning on. "That's this baby here. I still keep her in good shape. She's a black Harley Davidson," Harley laughs. "I guess she thought that was funny. I was really surprised when she randomly gave me a motorcycle. But by now I've learned that she never does anything randomly." Harley blows a kiss in the direction of the camera. "Love you, Evanna!"
River is up next. "It was actually my older brother who provoked me to get into this," she explained. "When I joined SERA00 back in 2007, he saw a really big change in my behavior, from tomboy to cutesy dresses and frills, and he loved to tease me about it. Ah, so one day, he brought me to a racing event, and one of the producers there happened to be my fan," she laughs. "He offered the chance to learn stunt driving and I took him up on his word."

DAY 2
"Day 2!" Luna shouts. She glances at Luraland beside her, who is not saying anything. Luraland gives the second rank a smile. "Ahhh...what sport do we have? Luraland, help me out here."
Luraland shrugs and takes a step back, out of view of the camera. They look as if they're in some kind of studio.
"Some help you are," Luna mutters comedically. "Well, I guess Luruna don't do much extreme sports-"
Luraland comes flying out of nowhere. She somersaults over Luna's head. In an expertly rehearsed act, Luna spins around and boosts Luraland with two hands. The camera trails along as Luraland completes three spins of her body before landing neatly on her feet.
Luna turns her head, but not her body, back to the camera and gives them a smile. "Oh yeah." Luna reaches back and bends over, in a backbend position. She then kicks her feet off the ground and brings them into the air, and does the splits on her handstand. "Tumbling."
The Luruna pair are considered the best tumblers in SERA00. Any complicated acrobatics in choreography will usually be performed by Luraland, Luna, or them together.

DAY 3
"Ah, so sorry, we couldn't get any shots of Rosie and I for you," Fracken immediately starts off apologizing to the audience. "As you may have noticed...there is no snow."
"We alpine ski," Rosie explains. "We-"
"Waiiiit a second," Fracken interupts, "You ski. I snowboard."
"Psshh," Rosie says.

DAY 4
"Day 4!" Sassan and Angel shout together. They are also filming outdoors.
"Wow, I'm glad the weather finally cleared up for this segment!" Angel exclaims. The camera shot widens to reveal the girls' full bodies. They are in wet suits, with scuba diving gear at their feet.
The other divers onboard help them strap on the oxygen tanks, and they slip into the water. The camera follows them down. They swim along the bottom, perhaps twentymetres from the surface. It is not very deep.
"Ah, fish," Sassan says. "That is a [insert name of species I can't even pronounce, let alone spell]."
"They are shallow water swimmers," Angel continues, "so they fit in perfectly here."
Well, the program was much longer, but I don't know how to explain some parts of the episode. *Sassangel roams the bottom, stirring up sand as the landscape of blue ocean water does not change*

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